Your friendly neighborhood web slinger, err... I mean photographer. Spider-Man references aside, I wanted to find a good way to tell you my personality. Instead of telling you who I am, let me tell you who I am not.
If you're looking for a wallflower, quiet, proper, non-swearing, uncaring photographer, you are in the wrong place. But! if you want a boisterous, fun-loving, extroverted nerd whose an amateur comedian (and also happens to be a damn good photographer) capturing your day, then I openly invite, nay DEMAND you check out more of whats here.
I have a confession to make, I'm weird. And I like to be weird, in life and more importantly behind the camera to make you smile. Imagine it a little like a comedy routine. I yell funny shit at you, I make self deprecating jokes, nothing is off the table to get you to smile and be comfortable. I want you to walk away saying you had fun.
Your day shouldn't be filled with any stress. However the need for me manifests itself, I will be there to make sure it goes down smoothly. I am paying attention to details like a mom at school picture day. I'm just less overbearing (sometimes).
We are not all natural models. Hell, I hate being in front of the camera. Lucky for you, after years of that pure hatred having my photo taken (and quite a few silly photos taken through public school) I know what to watch out for and what guidance to give you as we shoot. I know that everybody is different, and I am able to lean into the things that work best for you. I pay attention to who you are, and want to honor the authenticity of your relationship. I will guide you, direct you, and ease you as we go. And maybe make you do a silly photo or two, for blackmail.